Tuesday, March 13, 2012

“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.”
 Mark Twain 

3/13/12-Brainstorming Session among like-minded private citizens (okay, writer friends) responding to national tough nut to crack. 

Reason #1 for outreach plan:

Public Policy Poll (Democratic polling)
52% of Republicans in Mississippi think President Obama is a Muslim
45%  "  "                   "    Alabama     "        "                  "   "          " 

Okay, ideas?

  •  ASAP mobilization of friendly Peace-Corps type trip to rural and small-town America to lure folks to reconsider some. (you can end a thought on the word "some" in the South
  • Aren't we being too cynical, Nonnie?  

  • Hold events on Sundays after church services-don't want preachers spotting us and talking about us from their pulpits

  • A completely unofficial, pleasant gathering of folks.  Most at least middle-aged, children ok, not too many 18 to 35s, bunch of over 65s. Nice clothes, not too fancy, not too sloppy. No faking accents. Avoid urban... or hippy-dippy. Discreet cell phones okay. Leave laptops in motel.

  • Don't quote Mark Twain. Don't quote anybody.
  • Everyone wearing plain crosses? (research needed)
  • Little Obama buttons-real little-tiny-maybe just lower case "d" pins

  • Everyone Welcome to (name of town, or county, maybe) Barbeque! (Big sign, hand-lettered, magic marker on white posterboard)
  • Find people to man grills. None of us wants to.
  • Barbeque set up across the street from all those little churches out in the middle of nowhere, and in vicinity of mega churches where people pouring out of church parking lot will see us

  • Flea market/garage sale type tables with people hanging out in lawn chairs behind tables. Useful/pretty stuff-good prices.
  • See if we can find any books that might sell and yet woo? (further discussion needed on this.)
  • Sweet tea, cokes, coffee, pulled pork, coleslaw, potato salad, deviled eggs, rolls, cakes, pies (what kind?) ice cream
  • Gospel & Country singers
  • Bluegrass
  • child soloists

  • lawn chairs set up in circles
  • tell personal stories about coming to believe our President is a good guy, and Christian

  • free tobacco products (research first)


Comment section via private office of a password protected writer's site on the World Wide Web. These people are not googleable.

From lankywoman:

What kind of pies? Chess pie, naturally, and raspberry. Gotta have peach pie cuz everyone from TN to GA to Ala and Miss just as easy pass it up than take it onaccounta they ate way to manyof them growing up...

Lowercase "d" buttons - I LIKE that!

Gotta have all kinds of cokes, like pepsi, moutain dew, orange, you know, all kinds of cokes. My favorite kinda coke, and the only one I'll drink - Verner's Ginger Ale. 

Gotta decide whether you want North Carolina cole slaw or TN coleslaw, and southern BBQ or St. Louis BBQ, and then, when you decide, stick with your choices. To the death.

From lakehugger:

I'd not call it cynical. Rather, pointed.

From justsayin':

I don't know if this would be cynical or realistic, but I suspect the appropriate ending would be to have the red necks beat you all up, then eat the goodies and say they were doing God's work.

From almostoutahere:

Never try to teach a pig to waste your time and annoy the pig.

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From wilsnote:

as to southern pies
moonpies definitely
Neopolitan ice cream pies 
cut with a small biscuit cutter 
on Famous Chocolate Wafers in an iced cooler
and chicken pot pies kept warm on the grill

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